Proudly Contributing to the Declining Birthrate | Mug

Doing your part for overpopulation, one childless morning at a time. This mug celebrates a conscious choice that apparently keeps economists up at night—and that's their problem, not yours.

Perfect for those who've heard "but who will take care of you when you're old?" one too many times and decided a retirement plan beats guilt trips.

Product Details:

• Premium black ceramic construction
• Bold print on both sides for maximum visibility
• Available in 11 oz (3.85″ × 3.35″) or 15 oz (4.7″ × 3.35″)
• Lead and BPA-free for safe, everyday use
• Dishwasher and microwave safe—enjoy that free time however you want
• Made on demand to reduce waste

For anyone who's made peace with their reproductive choices and has zero interest in justifying them. Goes perfectly with your disposable income, uninterrupted sleep, and complete lack of regret.